DC Vs MK….hmmmmm
August 22nd 2008
Not sure if its gonna be a good game yet, but today a video popped up Gametrailers that has his fatality.
So check it out and hope its good.
NY Comic Con 2007 - Pirates of The Burning Sea Interview w/Troy Hewitt
March 8th 2007
Talked to Troy Hewitt, Director - Community Relations at the NY Comic Con.
Had a good talk with him and got a chance to play the game. (Black Andrew will be the most fearsome pirate ever!)
Check out our talk after the link. Read the rest of this entry »
Final Fantasy VII
February 22nd 2007
Hmm, when I originally posted the review, I didn’t write an intro to it and just put a linked picture of Aerith, so you all are getting a special treat.
Final Fantasy VII. It has been considered one of the greatest games of all time. If you have existed with the gaming community during the past 10 years, you would have at least heard of this game or logically deduced that Final Fantasy VII was somewhere between Final Fantasy I and Final Fantasy XII. The game is greatly praised for practically every category that I consider in reviews. HOWEVER! Is this all true? Can it really be the greatest game of all time? Read on, young warrior, and attempt to find enlightenment in the largest review I have ever written!
Super Mario Bros. 3
February 22nd 2007
This review is for Super Mario Bros. 3. It’s Super Mario Bros. 3. What else do I have to say? A review, that’s what, so go read it.
Final Fantasy II (US)
February 22nd 2007
This review is for Final Fantasy II (US) by Square for the SNES. I originally made this review around the time the remake was made for the Game Boy Advance. You may ask, “Why didn’t you review the remake then?” To that I say, “Because it’s thirty dollars and I’m a cheap prick.” Either way, the game was a landmark in that it introduced the Active Time Battle system and a coherent story to the Final Fantasy series. Yes, there are those that look back and see nothing but horrible translation and the inability to switch characters, but it was more than that. It had a good story, but it wasn’t its strongest point. This Final Fantasy was…an actual game… *sheds a tear as if garbage was thrown on my land*
Read on! I cast Interested 4 upon you!
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
February 22nd 2007
Therefore, this week’s review is for Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes by Konami for the Gamecube. I remember when I was a wee lad and this game was first released and I said, “I’d never buy this crap!” Now, after several years of maturity, I said, “I’d never buy this crap…for full price!” And so, a compromise was made with a Blockbuster Gift Card and life continued. Back to the game, what could be said about Metal Gear Solid, other than its spawining of overdone box and “idiot guard” jokes? Course, the thing that motivated me to play this game was the same motivation for me playing FF7, to see if the game truly lived up to all the hype. Did it now? I can tell you that it wasn’t a total disappointment as I expected it to be, but it does have one factor that inhibits it, only about an hour of actual play time. Read on!
Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game
February 22nd 2007
This review is for WWF Wrestlemania by Midway for the Arcades. Most people probably know this game as “Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game” through one of the bajillion ports of it. This game is not popular among wrestling or non-wrestling fans do to how little the game actually reflects pro-wrestling. However, once you get past that, you’ll find a fast-paced, over-the-top fighting game that no one should miss. Read on to find out why.
Final Fight
February 22nd 2007
Once again, uploading some old game reviews.
This review is for Final Fight by Capcom for the Arcades. An oldie, yet a goodie. A goodie so good that I had to review it now, almost 20 years after its release. Though the game has been released on multiple platforms, it all started in the Arcades. It could be called Capcom’s first moderate arcade success before Street Fighter II. The game was also the inspiration for four guys from Street Fighter Alpha. With that said, how is this game really? Read on to find out!
Agent Under Fire
February 22nd 2007
Well, Agm wanted me to start uploading my old reviews, which I was going to do until I realized most of them sucked. Therefore, I have gone back and fixed them to make them not be so sucky.
This review is for Agent Under Fire by EA for the Gamecube. After the release of the first decent Bond game after Goldeneye, I would be lying if I didn’t say my expectations were considerably high going into this game. However, I don’t think my expectations would have really changed the fact that the game was rather disappointing. Read on to see why!
Quick Review: Cooking Mama
January 29th 2007
Not that it’s a waste of 20 bucks but… I coulda used that for gas instead. Cooking Mama reminds me of everything gimmicky and cliche about the DS when it first came out. It probably hits more on that chord since I’m going through the same routine with the Wii right now, but Cooking Mama definately is nothing new.
I guess as much fun as it could be to prepare a steaming plate of virtual fried rice, the skill of the game goes no further than touching here at the right time or before time runs out. After completing dishes, new ones might open up involving the exact same shit. It’s kind of like WarioWare except a lot less fun and interesting. The only other bonus with this gem is a skills menu where you can hone such skills you’ve learned, like chopping or what i like to call “autisticly tapping the screen repeatedly”.
Maybe this could have been worth it with some type of multiplayer or innovative ways to use the stylus, or even smarter, real world recipies for the meals your making and creating them in the game like you would in real life.. eh, that sounds dumb too.
I guess if you like shiny objects or the same gimmick over and over again, this is probably awesome for you. I’ll stick with my Final Fantasy III.
